• Dylan: Why are you avoiding me?
• Jamie: I'm not.
• Dylan: Oh, really?
• Jamie: Well, Dylan, I don't know if you've heard, but I'm 'seriously fucked up'. I mean, 'Magnum PI couldn't solve the shit going on' up here.
• Dylan: Oh God-- I'm sorry--
• Jamie: You know what? I'm just gonna go, try and fix all the shit goin' on up in my head, if that's even possible.
• Dylan: I- I shouldn't have said that, I was just trying to get my sister off my back. She thought we liked each other!
• Jamie: Yeah, me too, Dylan, I thought we were friends, but friends don't go talking shit about each other, which must mean that you and I were actually never friends; that all you wanted was to get in my pants.
• Dylan: What?
• Jamie: You jumped at the chance at your dad's house!
• Dylan: You cracked your neck! I thought you were giving me a sign! We talked about this!
• Jamie: Oh my God, really?!
• Dylan: You pulled my robe off! 'Oopsie', remember?
• Jamie: Yeah. And then you snuck out of the room, 'oopsie', remember that?
• Dylan: What, are you pissed off at me because I didn't... cuddle? Isn't that why we started this whole arrangement in the first place? You wanted this!
• Jamie: (crying) I wanted this? Just me? God, you are just like every other guy! The sad thing is, Dylan, I actually thought you were different!
• Dylan: Different from what? I'm not your boyfriend, I'm your friend!
• Jamie: And with friends like you, who needs friends? And, uh, thank you for ruining my mountaintop, asshole.

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